Canadian, American, and a Jewish guy in Heaven
On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived. Just as they were...
View ArticleUnfaithful Wives
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they...
View ArticlePaying the Rent
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have...
View ArticleReally Smart Girl
There was this girl and she was walking home from school when 2 boys said “climb up that tree and we will give you $20″. She got home and yelled “hey mom I got $20 from 2 boys because I climbed up a...
View ArticleA Mans Labor Pain
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain...
View ArticleHusbands Really Love Their Wives
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....
View ArticleGreat Quotes by Comedians
“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.” –Bobcat Goldthwait “I’ve been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That’s where I wake up,...
View ArticleWhere is the Bottom Deodorant
A blonde walks into a Pharmacy and asks a clerk for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist overhears and is a little bemused. He explains to the woman that they don’t sell bottom deodorant, and never...
View ArticleCanadian, American, and a Jewish guy in Heaven
On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived. Just as they were...
View ArticleHusbands Really Love Their Wives
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....
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